My therapist just told me a joke.

atthe-end-ofthe-day:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

omg google guys, just google the thing you don’t get. two seconds “bechdel test” you will learn so much. 

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johnsconsultingboyfriend:

abbykate:

prettyarbitrary:

#john watson is not pudgy

Not this season he’s not.

#not any season anywhere ever #john watson is fit as FUQ

John Watson

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is not

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pudgy

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arieces:

OH MY GOD

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idkhumor:

when someone mentions something you love

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infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

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biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

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fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

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dekutree:

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odddaysgeorge:

sometimes I’m like “lol I’m so lucky I dont like boys”

but then I’m like “wait. I do like boys. I forgot”

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I died a little bit inside [insp.]

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When someone pulls out a guitar and starts playing a mediocre rendition of Wonderwall at a party

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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